Money buys happiness!
Content meets design!
Can't confuse google!
Amazon, like, really gets me!
Celebrity contacts--as if!
The beast speaks!
Get me Ed Shapiro on the phone! Case closed!
That's A NO-NO!
My favorite insult!
Graham Cracker (TM) and I agree for once!
Honey, they're sisters, not boomerangs!
But what about motor voter, KNUTE?!
"Did you see the view out the slider? That's a GENUINE WOLF CRUISER!"
But does it come with the house?
MOLDINGS OF MY DREAMS!
Seems about right!
I BLEED RAINBOW, TOO!
Mom, please use punctuation!
I'll take all five!
And I thought you were going to Rescue Rangers, Mom!
Very Important Doughnuts!
Reparation idea: Straight boys for every gay!
Life skills you learn at college!
The Marvelous Ms. Michelin!
Enthusiastic AND productive!